Alice Bonham
Sadly, this name is totally boring and normal and there's nothing to say about it but the title of the book! I'm going to start another blog about ridiculous book titles and this will be the first and last entry. Our girl Alice meets a guy who is into "pink Chuck Taylors and New Wave hits" but is also a vampire, natch. And so is his brother! And they both want to fang bang her and she is "caught between love and her own blood." My blood does not approve.
RFPNYAN Grade: F
Truly Ridiculous Book Title Grade: A++!
Fang bang?! I didn't know YA books had such risque elements.
ReplyDeleteHah, I don't believe they actually say "fang bang" in the text of the novel (but I'll never know since I refuse to read these books!)
ReplyDeleteWell then that is truly a missed opportunity for words by this aspiring author.
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